Posts tagged: voldemort
WAIT WAIT WAIT
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
HE TOOK A NIGGAS MASK AND WAS LIKE
“EVEN YOU, LUCIUS”
THATS DRACOS DADDY
DRACOS DADDY WAS IN CAHOOTS WITH HE-WHO-SHALL-NOT-HAVE-A-NOSE THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME
I KNEW THAT NIGGA WAS SHADY AS FUCK.
HE
WHO
SHALL
NOT
HAVE
A
NOSE.CRYING
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
AVADA KEDAVRA.