Posts tagged: gentlemen prefer blondes WHO KILL
Normal person by day Bounty Hunter by night
1992 called and //unf//.
Martin Freeman doesn’t raise his eyebrows. He lowers his hair.
Martin Freeman doesn’t raise his eyebrows. He lowers his hair.

interviewer :: i’ve been a fan of your work now, for a little while. I’ve never interviewed you but i often try to come up with a fun first question. and today it’s going to be: “what is your go-to karaoke song?”
benedict cumberbatch :: sorrow by david bowie.
interviewer :: and is this something that you’ve performed regularly?
benedict cumberbatch :: too regularly to mention, yeah. it’s a stalwart classic of mine. and the hair sort of suits it at the moment. (grins)
#i would like a story about a ballet school located above a sporting goods shop defending itself during the zombie apocalypse #with guns and grand jetees
#Yes please #Now I really want this. #It’d be a really good deconstruction of strength being coded as masculine and ballet as purely feminine #It’d have a Beauty Queen-esque vibe of using things that are typically seen as feminine in the defense of the dance studio #It would address how social issues change and shift after civilization falls #Like what about race? What about body image? How do these issues continue in a new and broken world?
the lindsay lohan tag is a horrible place.
i won’t pretend i didn’t go in looking for the leaked playboy shoot (which, nicely done, and i’m not even all about ‘lindsay is the new marilyn’), but //jesus christ// you guys.
for every post saying ‘i still love her music’ or ‘she’s so gorgeous’ there are five saying ‘she used to be so pretty, how //disappointing//’ or ‘WHORE WHORE WHORE’ or ‘how did the girl in the parent trap turn into this fucking crackwhore’ and seriously there’s a lot of calling her a whore in there, coupled with the fetishization of her fifteen year old body as some kind of womanly ideal.
(apparently bros are trashing her playboy shoot because she has ‘saggy tits’ and, well, look at them! what did you //think// was going to happen?)
i’m hopeful yet that she’ll turn out more like rdj than corey haim, but i’m not going to tear her down for coping poorly with //our// relentless scrutiny.
