Craig Ferguson 5/2/11C Late Late show Mindy Kaling (by TVsCraigFerguson)

[5:30]

craig ferguson - and that show [the real housewives of beverly hills] to me is kind like, god, a lot of people //aspire// to that-

mindy kaling - //i// aspire to that!

craig ferguson - oh you do not!  (pounds desk)

mindy kaling - oh my god!

craig ferguson - you do not!  (pounds desk again)

mindy kaling - if i were like, these women, they own every casino, they own, if //i// had that much money, you would not //recognize// me.  i would be like, i’d have blond hair, i would have different, my eyes would be different colors and stuff?

craig ferguson - no no, come on.

mindy kaling - my breasts would be out to here?

craig ferguson - you’ve got a bit of money, you’ve been on the-

mindy kaling - i don’t have //that// kind of money.

craig ferguson - yeah, come on, you’ve got //wig// money.  you’ve got wig money!

mindy kaling - (laughs) i could probably get a wig if i wanted a wig.

craig ferguson - you’ve got contact lens money.

mindy kaling - i don’t have //slave// money, though.

craig ferguson - they //don’t have slaves//, will you stop saying that?!

mindy kaling - i think they have slaves.  i do!  they live on like plantations!

craig ferguson - they //don’t// live on plantations!

mindy kaling - they’re not, i mean, okay.  if you sat down camille grammer and asked her point-blank, ‘do you have slaves?’

craig ferguson - (covering face)

mindy kaling - i think she would be like ‘uh, uh, of //course// not!’  then you would //know// that she did.