long and prosper, baby.
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sean:
i'm going to do something productive this weekend!
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body:
oh yeah?
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sean:
... well, that's the plan.
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body:
listen, plan b. you're going to wake up phlegmy and feeling awful every day.
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sean:
can i at least feel well enough to go see star trek on friday?
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body:
we'll cut you a break for that, because fuck yeah, you know? but as soon as the movie is over you'll start feeling crappy again.
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sean:
... i'm okay with that.
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body:
wasn't really an option, but sure, whatever. listen. just lay around and don't do anything. sleep as much as possible. except that you'll wake up earlier than you'd like and not be able to get back to sleep. also you'll be stiff and achey all day.
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sean:
that doesn't sound like it's going to be a very good weekend.
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body:
you're telling me.
