I love you people.
Sometimes I read this stuff and think, “Geez, maybe I should cut down on bread,” but then I think about my aunt who is completely brilliant and successful and posts on facebook pictures of her high school self with the caption, “I cannot believe my buttocks were ever that small!” That, and your reality checks, get me through. TEAM BREAD.
TEAM FUCK YOU MISTER ATKINS I LIKE SANDWICHES TOO MUCH.
FUCK YOU MISTER ATKINS I LIKE SANDWICHES TOO MUCH.