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novazembla:

I love you people.
Sometimes I read this stuff and think, “Geez, maybe I should cut down on bread,” but then I think about my aunt who is completely brilliant and successful and posts on facebook pictures of her high school self with the caption, “I cannot believe my buttocks were ever that small!” That, and your reality checks, get me through. TEAM BREAD.

TEAM FUCK YOU MISTER ATKINS I LIKE SANDWICHES TOO MUCH.

novazembla:

I love you people.

Sometimes I read this stuff and think, “Geez, maybe I should cut down on bread,” but then I think about my aunt who is completely brilliant and successful and posts on facebook pictures of her high school self with the caption, “I cannot believe my buttocks were ever that small!” That, and your reality checks, get me through. TEAM BREAD.

TEAM FUCK YOU MISTER ATKINS I LIKE SANDWICHES TOO MUCH.

 
  1. ultralaser reblogged this from novazembla and added:
    FUCK YOU MISTER ATKINS I LIKE SANDWICHES TOO MUCH.
  2. love-and-radiation said: HOW WOULD YOU EAT SANDWICHES WITHOUT BREAD?!
  3. curliestofcrowns said: bread poisoning is like the ideal way to go. UNF BREAD.
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