January 2012
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Extinct Animals Drawn Poorly on Cocktail Napkins...
perversetoamiracle:
animalsdrawnpoorly:
Brenna the Japanese sea lion is terrible at jump rope (she’s okay at four square though).
Melvin the great auk is never certain as to whether or not people call him “great” because they have to or because they want to.
Tabitha the moa is not a taxi, you guys, come on.
Escobar the broad-faced potoroo loves pizza so much that sometimes, he...
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starshinetherapy:
llled:
both of the tron movies are actually trips that the dude is having in the big lebowski
head canon.
you are seriously messing with my zen thing, man!
{tron one feels like a revisionist prequel where flynn wins against dillinger instead of being pushed out of encom and left to become the dude. space paranoids was the last thing he ever aspired to achieve.}
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“Some people are taking this interview as proof that he’s a racist, that he...”
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Atlas Ducked: Rand Paul & The Crouching Weasel Technique (by illdoc1)
jay smooth on why hardline libertarians creep me out.
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“I say to you that the VCR is to the American film producer and the American...”
– Jack Valenti - Wikipedia
that’s jack valenti, head of the mpaa until five years ago, speaking BEFORE CONGRESS in 1982 and likening the video cassette recorder to a murderer of women.
this is not about piracy, this is about monopoly politics. this is about terrible old men who are afraid of...
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could someone leave something nice in my ask? →
juthikaforpresident:
i hope i’m not asking for much but it’s been absolute shit these past couple of days and idk what to do anymore
coilhouse awhile back turned me on to an old russian folk tale, vasilisa the beautiful, which contained the best advice i’ve gotten in //years//. short version, “the morning is wiser than the evening”. sleep, things will be less bleak by the...
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kelsium:
Insomnia and inexplicable sadness pep talk:
I have excellent taste in children’s books
I sleep in slinky negligees without strangling myself
I can flip pancakes
I can parallel park
I can say, “I’m American. Are you American? I don’t speak Irish. Do you understand? Help!” in Irish Gaelic
I know which fork to use for what 97% of the time
I have opened a beer bottle using only a...
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6 Things That I Have To Say About The Hugo...
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garlandgrey:
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I tend to stay out of free form Internet Campaigns to attack public figures, for a host of reasons. Some of those reasons are Feminist and some are pragmatic and personal.
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These sorts of things tend to grind everyone down, on both sides. One side is subject to an escalating level of personal attacks in which their opponents attempt to...
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mynameisjuthika:
you know the bickering about how sj sucks is more annoying than sj on tumblr itself. whenever i see a tumblr that’s all like LOL SJ IT’S SO FUNNY i’m like ok goodbye thank you for being badass and a martyr on tumblr
dudes are always SO PROUD OF THEMSELVES for spending so much time hating something people are passionate about. THANKS TROLLS. thanks for reminding me why i care...
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“There as a study in which it comes out that thirty of the largest companies in...”
– Massachusetts Senate candidate ELIZABETH WARREN, on The Daily Show (via andyouhavetogivethemhope)
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“When I think of how much of my life I owe to Joe Paterno, I don’t even...”
– Jerry Sandusky: I’ll Never Forget All The Things Joe Paterno Did For Me - The Onion
once again the onion nails it.
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“My dreams are not extravagant. I want to vandalize Banksy’s gravestone.”
– imaginando:
DYING.
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“THR: Looking at the most successful movie of the year to feature black talent,...”
– Spike Lee Dropping Knowledge
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-redux:
cancer-man submitted:
The problem with anon’s question (re: the godfather, the departed) is that those are cultures/places/groups that almost everyone in America is familiar with. They are primarily considered white (yes, Italians and Irishmen do fit into the larger white panethnicity and are often treated with the same privileges that come with a white identity - I am not ignoring...
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