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Dec 1st

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moar three years old stories

zoe: santa has a /gun/ in his pocket, so he can SHOOT DOWN THE CHIMNEY /real/ fast.
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zoe: i want some chapstick, momma!
annie: zoe, no hang on, do you know what we're doing right now?
zoe: CHAPSTICK.
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zoe: i want to play a game.
 [i turn on a card game on the ipad]
zoe: no, I don't /want/ that game, that's a /grown-up/ game.  i want to play /plants versus zombies/.

Dec 1st

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Dec 1st

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Dec 1st

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Dec 1st

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Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

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isabelthespy: (versus lumos-maxima) snow white… what the fuck even happens in that movie? nothing good, i surmise, based on how neil gaiman’s snow, glass, apples is the fucking most disturbing short story i have ever read. it makes flannery o’connor look tame. excellent read and highly recommended, but warnings for, uh, rape, necrophilia, incest, murder, and vampirism. yeah. so, no quibbles...

Nov 30th

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“i dunno, aladdin is kind of a weirdly political movie if you want to look at it...”

– OH ISABEL. (via novazembla) (via via via lumos-maxima)

Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

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Sarah Palin Has No Problem With Daughter Willow... →

“People probably think that my greatest frustration is the lies that are told in the tabloids and on hateful blogs full of anonymous sources about my family,” says Palin, “and there are constant everyday lies that we have to read that are out there in the public. But my family and I…thick skin…we can take it, you know…we can take what the haters say despite the fact that...

Nov 29th

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