February 2009
When activating the ‘reduce wanted level’ cheat in gta IV, it should simply distract the cops by turning their guns into donuts.
from one of the most, let's say memorable...
teen: so i'm just wondering, am i normal?
zookeeper: son, you came to the right place, because in my line of work, i've seen a lot of penises.
ryan: it's like the oldest boy band ever.
sean: what, you mean the three tenors?
ryan: ... i do NOW.
ryan: I used to go to Ronde's during pep assemblies
seandehey: never been
seandehey: i went to mrs. knox's room
ryan: I went to Cromley's room once when I dilly-dallied too long and was about to get herded by Tom the security guard
ryan: It's funny that none of my vivid high school memories actually involve lessons
seandehey: they never do
ryan: Except Winn-Dog
ryan: where they involve interruptions
ryan: and him caving to popular demand
seandehey: 'dad, should i take chemistry?'
seandehey: 'well, i took it in high school, and it hasnt' come up yet.'
ryan: BEST. ANSWER. EVAR.
Given that it’s not sticking, I really thought it would have stopped snowing by now. If this keeps up it might stick overnight…
home decor
scott: annie, can you wrangle zoe while i change the sheet on her bed?
annie: ...maybe? can you bring her round the pub?
me: we are not going to start referring to the living room as 'the pub'
me: wait. maybe we are.
“The amazing part is that Dunkin’ Donuts caved. They should be ashamed, and...”
– dunkin donuts vs anti-arab racism, via penny arcade
“For the past year, I haven’t had a single Massachusetts patient who has had to...”
– getting there from here; how should obama reform health care? by atul gawande for the new yorker
japan is about to get half a dozen handsets with... →
“Very dissatisfied … Purchased this product for my Daughter as a Christmas...”
– some unfortunate soul reviewing the hp mini 2133 basic edition with suse linux instead of vista home