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socialjusticekoolaid:

Last Night in Ferguson (10.21.14): A state senator was arrested (and mama may have been legally packing), one of the lead organizers, nettaaaaaaaa, was roughed up by police, and one of the main sources of footage/live feeds, Rebel Z, was detained in what seems to have been an intimidation and straight up harassment tactic. The police are out of control, and it’s only getting worse. If you think this is over, you need to look again. #staywoke #farfromover

Ferguson is still happening. Are you still paying attention?

Tune into Z’s UStream tonight to watch developments live. 

pmon3y69:

Are you a man and you’re against abortion? Get a vasectomy. Problem solved.

BLOOP BLOOP

fwips:

when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are

fatart:

lieutenantcookies:

This is my neighbor. Our kids go to the same school. Please reblog and keep your eyes open. Any and all info is welcome. email jhunter@pd.sandiego.gov

hey- Fat Art creator Karen here. I have a real and personal connection to this woman and her community and girls are very worried about her. If you have seen her or know anything that might help- email the contact above. Otherwise, I apologize for interrupting your regularly scheduled fat art but please reblog!!

fatart:

lieutenantcookies:

This is my neighbor. Our kids go to the same school. Please reblog and keep your eyes open. Any and all info is welcome. email jhunter@pd.sandiego.gov

hey- Fat Art creator Karen here. I have a real and personal connection to this woman and her community and girls are very worried about her. If you have seen her or know anything that might help- email the contact above. Otherwise, I apologize for interrupting your regularly scheduled fat art but please reblog!!

it’s louis vuittom and it’s unisex

it’s louis vuittom and it’s unisex

the-goddamazon:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

It’s literally 1:30 am and I’m losing my shit over this.

I AM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS IT’S BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS

the-goddamazon:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

It’s literally 1:30 am and I’m losing my shit over this.

I AM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS IT’S BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS

the-goddamazon:

shmurdapunk:

the-goddamazon:

spoopytodd:

*moonwalks out of the room* static shock tv show

*backflips through the house* static shock tv show

*ollies into the sunset* static shock tv show

Like live-action? Not the cartoon?

like live action

it’s gonna be a web-series

*cartwheels into the sun*

S04E05 Prophets

note-a-bear:

ultralaser:

the-goddamazon:

marilynstays:

the-goddamazon:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

I have a tendency to do shit like this when I feel like I have a ton of money for a short time. My largesse exceeds my bank account’s limits at times.

I just want to have a steady flow of money that allows me to do this consistently.

^^^This.  Also, when you think about winning the lottery, do you ever just sit and think about how much money you could just hand to different family, friends, or coworkers.  One of my dreams is to win the lottery and make my close friends and family millionaires but also just to give my coworkers each like ten grand, because when you don’t have shit, ten grand can change your life.  

Seriously. If I win the lottery, my parents get paid first.

hello extended family, look under your chairs, bc you all get new cars

the funniest thing though, whenever they do those “lottery winners where are they now” they make sure to make it out that people who are trying to help people are the same as folks who just blow their cash on scams or get conned or whatever.
Like, there’s never any genuine support for folks sharing what they can and doing everything they can to help other folks with the money they won.

vampires aren’t supposed to give blood

{okay i was just going to say something about the vampire economy but now i want to write about a vampire robin hood who takes blood from the rich and gives to the poor}

Root: You don’t trust the god you made?
Harold: It’s not a divinity. I programmed it to pursue objectives within a certain parameter, but it’s grown out of my control. One day, to suit it’s own goals, it’s possible the Machine will try to kill us. We are only numbers to it, code.

in which this is a really complicated love story

chaotic-neutral:

Now’s not the time to be precious, Harold. ;)